Crafted from a blend of polyester and spandex, ensuring a soft, comfortable, and stretchy fit.
Available in sizes ranging from S to 5XL.
Whether you’re on the top of phoodcha!n,
or the gutter is your pair of dice..classy, classless, or An7i-phuxxx!nK-classist, the machine wont’t stand a chance if your sportin’ this armor…
…unless its time to wash it.
<Machine wash cold> /
<like colors> /
<tumble dry low.>/
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